Qween Perky

When I said I wanted you between the sheets, I didn't mean there's a linen sale at Target.

Gary R. Eddings

He begged and clawed, but they were headed to the Bed, Bath, & Beyond bankruptcy sale!

Joachim Schoder

"I don't care what the new sets in the Lego store are! We are going home!!!"

Nathan Morse

But… I… gotta… catch 'em all!

A fan

They don’t call it “shop til you drop” for no good reason.

Arbo

Tim was starting to wonder why it was taking so long for AI to replace him.

Matthew LaFleur

“Come along, Thomas. Mother said she’d meet us at Victoria’s Secret. She just wants your opinions on some thongs, er, things.”

BunsBuggy

I only need you to tell me when I look fat in it

BunsBuggy

Let us buy some nice new shirts for you

Joseph Litman

No! No! Not that! Anything but that! Not the mall! Not the mall! *sobs*

Julie

But Captain America would complete my Marvel action figure set!!!

G K

But I was watching the game!

Nina Nguyen

But the Lego Millennium Falcon is on sale!!!!

Angel Velasquez

Patrick screeched and clawed, but it was no use. They were going to eat at Sbarro.

Steve

You're getting new underwear and that's it!

Jason D.

"But it's ionized! We have to get it!"

Tinyview Admin TV

Nice contest, wow

Tinyview Admin TV

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